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Free WIFI, anyone?
I don’t know how many of you have wireless networks, or how many of you ever use networks that are not your own, but this ought to give you pause.
How now, brown cow?
This article tells the story of a young cow who’s life went horribly wrong. Whether she hung out with the wrong crowd, or watched too much TV, or played too many violent video games I don’t know. What I can tell you is that she has been arrested for murder and is being held without bail in a Nigerian jail.Yes, it’s true. After killing the bus driver who was urinating in the road, she was arrested and detained. The police are currently looking for the cow’s owner.
Customers of Size
This is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while. I could spout off about the affects of political correctness, but I think that this is done tongue in cheek, although they wouldn’t want to admit that to the ACLU or whatever. For those confused, the title is what gets me. I don’t think I’ll ever call anyone fat again. Persons of size it is.
