This article tells the story of a young cow who’s life went horribly wrong. Whether she hung out with the wrong crowd, or watched too much TV, or played too many violent video games I don’t know. What I can tell you is that she has been arrested for murder and is being held without bail in a Nigerian jail.Yes, it’s true. After killing the bus driver who was urinating in the road, she was arrested and detained. The police are currently looking for the cow’s owner.
Kill the cow!<br><br>Usually, I’m against the death penalty, but this is a special case. Before you you know it, the bovine offender will be out on parole, flippin’ veggie burgers at some local dive—his coworkers cowering all cow-eyed in the corner. People shouldn’t have to worry about such things just because a few bleeding heart liberals march on the jail and get the murderer off with a warning.<br><br>Vote for Pedro.
You got me very interested in this article. Problem is, the article has expired! How dare!
